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QAnon Just Announced A New Religion Called MAGAism

Dash MacIntyre
3 min readSep 27, 2022

MAGAism’s prophet is, of course, Donald Trump.

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QAnon has just announced the creation of a new religion centered on Donald Trump called MAGAism.

While the rollout of this new religious movement is still unfolding, QAnon says that the Church of MAGAism has four pillars.

1st Pillar — Declaration of Faith: MAGA followers assert that there is no US president except Donald Trump, who is the living messenger of God as well as humanity’s ultimate prophet. Q claims that Trump has received a new and final revelation from God to correct the previous distorted revelations with which Jews, Christians, and Muslims have erred in following God’s will, and the Holy Spirit’s divine power now reveals itself through Trump’s speeches at his rallies, his Truths and ReTruths, and his Fox News interviews with Sean Hannity.

2nd Pillar — Prayer: Daily prayers will take place five times a day (dawn, noon, afternoon, evening, and night), and MAGAism followers will kneel in the direction of either Mar-a-Lago or Bedminster, New Jersey, depending on which of his favorite properties the Prophet Donald Trump is currently residing. During prayers, the faithful must repetitively recite the Three Sacred Verses of MAGAism, which are “The 2020 election was rigged against the Prophet…

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Dash MacIntyre
Dash MacIntyre

Written by Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.

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