QAnon Is Hosting A Music Festival, And The Lineup Just Dropped!
The summer festival season is upon us, and this year’s BonnarQ Music & Arts Festival has a bomb lineup!
Friday
10pm: DJ Jewish Space Laser
9pm: COVID Mask Burning Party (under the 30-foot effigy of Dr. Fauci to be burned at close of ceremonies Sunday)
8pm: A debate hosted by Tucker Carlson on the following topic “Did Hitler have SOME good ideas?”
7pm: Madison Cawthorn’s Tell-All About The GOP Orgies
6pm: Roger Stone getting a tattoo of Donald Trump under his Richard Nixon tat
5pm: Kellyanne & The Alternative Facts
4pm: Red Hat Öyster Cult (tribute band)
Saturday
10pm: Lindsey Graham and Kevin McCarthy leading a blood oath to Donald Trump
9pm: Mike Pence w/ special guest THE FLY (and possibly a hanging, depending on crowd enthusiasm)
8pm: Don Jr. doing coke at a podium and just kind of seeing what will come out of his mouth
7pm: A pre-recorded PSA from Vladimir Putin
6pm: Matt Gaetz’ Teen Trumpettes
