QAnon Is Hosting A Music Festival, And The Lineup Just Dropped!

Dash MacIntyre
2 min readJun 6, 2022
Photo by Austin Neill

The summer festival season is upon us, and this year’s BonnarQ Music & Arts Festival has a bomb lineup!

Friday

10pm: DJ Jewish Space Laser

9pm: COVID Mask Burning Party (under the 30-foot effigy of Dr. Fauci to be burned at close of ceremonies Sunday)

8pm: A debate hosted by Tucker Carlson on the following topic “Did Hitler have SOME good ideas?”

7pm: Madison Cawthorn’s Tell-All About The GOP Orgies

6pm: Roger Stone getting a tattoo of Donald Trump under his Richard Nixon tat

5pm: Kellyanne & The Alternative Facts

4pm: Red Hat Öyster Cult (tribute band)

Saturday

10pm: Lindsey Graham and Kevin McCarthy leading a blood oath to Donald Trump

9pm: Mike Pence w/ special guest THE FLY (and possibly a hanging, depending on crowd enthusiasm)

8pm: Don Jr. doing coke at a podium and just kind of seeing what will come out of his mouth

7pm: A pre-recorded PSA from Vladimir Putin

6pm: Matt Gaetz’ Teen Trumpettes

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Dash MacIntyre
Dash MacIntyre

Written by Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.

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