QAnon Fans Are Claiming Jill Biden Is Secretly A Man

Dash MacIntyre
3 min readSep 9, 2022
Edited photo by Tarik Haiga

The extremist MAGA-fan Q of the QAnonymous group has just unveiled his latest conspiracy theory, that First Lady Joe Biden is only pretending to be a woman.

QAnon explained this theory in a video he released last night wearing a Guy Fawkes mask and using a voice-garbler to preserve his anonymity.

“All I’m saying is do your research,” Q said. “There’s definitely something suspicious about the person who claims they’re Jill Biden. You can’t trust most videos that claim Jill is a man because almost everyone peddles the Deep State lie that ‘Jill’ is female. There’s only a handful of videos on YouTube that tell the truth!”

Q’s explanation then goes down quite a rabbit hole.

“It turns out Jill Biden is actually a gay Muslim man from Saudi Arabia named Muhammed Baba, who was a big time weightlifter and died of AIDS in the 80s… only Muhammed didn’t really die. He didn’t have AIDS at all! That’s only what George Soros and the Clintons wanted everyone to think! And they made up the lie with the help of the Deep State CIA so they could smuggle Muhammed into the US. Then they relocated him to Delaware to meet Joe Biden, seduce him, and radicalize him in order to try and turn America Arab with Obama! And Obama almost got away with until Donald Trump beat Hillary just in time to keep America…

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Dash MacIntyre
Dash MacIntyre

Written by Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.

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