2024

Project 25’s Creepiest Platform Planks

Revelations of Project 25’s ultra-nationalist and Christian fundamentalist agenda.

Dash MacIntyre
4 min readJul 7, 2024

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The following are the creepiest revelations of Project 25’s ultra-nationalist and Christian fundamentalist agenda:

  • One of the top executives of the Project 25 group went to a pray-away-the-gay camp as a kid, and now hosts an annual, male-only, mud wrestling tournament fundraiser for his church.
  • The Project 25 group says women should be mandated to carry “period passports” that track their menstrual cycles and must be kept up to date, and women must present these to police officers during random ID checks to monitor pregnancies.
  • The Project 25 group’s offices have reportedly been receiving used tampons in the mail after Gen Z started a TikTok trend to protest the sick perverts who are so obsessed with controlling women.
  • The Project 25 group is calling for all public schools to have annual purity balls starting in 3rd grade.
  • The Project 25 group says plastic surgery is okay with God for trad wifes because they need to adapt their hotness to keep their men monogamous, but not okay for trans people.
  • The nationalist and fundamentalist Project 25 group says they…

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Dash MacIntyre
Dash MacIntyre

Written by Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.