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Project 2025 Will Bring Back Child Labor To Replace Deported Workers

And this week’s other halfway true Dada News headlines!

Dash MacIntyre
3 min readJul 19, 2024

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  • Project 2025 says legalizing child labor nationally is the key to keeping the economy going after Trump deports America’s 10 million undocumented immigrants.
  • Trump is reportedly so worried that Kamala Harris will do what he wanted Pence to do and claim voter fraud in red states and invalidate his electoral votes if he wins that he’s considering publicly admitting he lost in 2020 and that US elections are totally trustworthy.
  • The RNC reportedly debated internally if it would look too Nazi-ish if they passed out red armbands with black T’s on them for Donald Trump’s convention speech.
  • Eric Trump reportedly tried to collect signatures of GOP delegates at the convention who will pledge to support him for a presidential campaign in 2028 instead of his brother Don Jr.
  • A new poll finds that 93% of Americans want Grindr to “accidentally” leak out the names of every Grindr user active in the Milwaukee Convention Center this week.
  • The Transgender Alliance has reportedly named Matt Gaetz as an “honorary trans hero,” saying that his recent facelift and excessive makeup use at the RNC…

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Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.