Noah Says He’s Sorry For Bringing Chlamydia Along On The Ark

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Noah from the Bible would like to say “Sorry” for saving the following species from the Great Flood:

Chlamydia: “I maybe should have drawn a line with God on bacteria, viruses, and diseases, but God wasn’t in a very conciliatory mood at the time. The Big Guy really used to rage. You think He’s a tough guy in the New Testament, you should have seen Him in the…