DADA JOURNALISM

And this week’s other graffiti news headlines!

Dash MacIntyre

Follow

4 min read

·

Apr 9, 2025

--

3

Share

• The International Eugenics Committee just formally requested Elon Musk not have any more kids.
• Economists around the world have proclaimed Monday, April 7, 2025, as “Von Shitzenpants Monday.”
• Trump is making his son Eric work in a factory putting screws into electronics for 8 hours a day for minimum wage to show everyone it’s not so bad if Americans do that kind of job instead of the Chinese.
• A plastic surgeon just set up shop at Mar-a-Lago, and is now offering female resort members botox, boob jobs, filler, and lip injections to get the “MAGA look” that Trump loves.
• Saudi Arabian officials abruptly ended Trump’s golf tournament an hour before the last round and told him to go back to D.C. and “fix this stock market collapse.”
• A televangelist from Tennessee says he’s so confident God won’t let a recession happen during Trump’s presidency that, if there is one, he’ll blow a man on stage during his church service.
• The Trump Administration is demanding everyone stop referring to 4/7/25 as “Orange Monday,” “Von Shitzenpants Day,” “the Trump Slump,” “the…