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Millennial Congress Members Reveal What It’s Like To Work There
This 118th Congress has added several Millennial and Gen Z in the House of Representatives, and they’ve been surprisingly candid on social media about what it’s like to serve:
“The House floor has this weird smell for which the only way to succinctly describe it is that the whole chamber just smells old.”
“Matt Gaetz has approached all of us freshman House members and said, ‘Hey, you’re young, do you know any clever ways to get around the government firewalls on our network so we can watch porn? They keep blocking all of mine.’”
“Rudy Giuliani calls House members, like, all day. Most of them are butt-dials, but some are drunken rants about UFOs. There’s actually an unofficial rule in the House that’s honored with total bipartisanship where, anytime Rudy is drunkenly describing one of his alleged anal-probings by the aliens, the member has to put the phone on speakerphone for everyone else around to hear. I can’t decide if Rudy is telling the truth, or is just drunk. He goes off on long tangents with real gratuitous but amazingly specific details about the aliens’ various medical experiments, tools, and advanced technology. I don’t think Rudy is creative enough to just be making it all up, and it’s not like he’s writing it down ever, or publishing science-fiction books. He seems to just…
