Mike Pence: “America Should Thank Trump For Likely Speeding Up The Rapture”

Dash MacIntyre
4 min readFeb 22
(Official White House photo by D. Myles Cullen | Public Domain CC 1.0)

Former Vice President Mike Pence today told reporters this afternoon that Americans do not appreciate everything President Donald Trump did for God.

“Probably no one in America is doing more to speed up the Rapture than Donald Trump,” explained Pence in the beginning of a meandering monologue to the press. “The Democrats made it seem…

Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Follow THP at twitter.com/HalfwayPost to read my Dada news.