Mike Lindell Claims Democrats Are Colluding With “Mole People”

Dash MacIntyre
4 min readMay 14, 2024

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell says Democrats signed a nefarious, secret alliance in 2020 with an underground race of Mole People, and paid the Mole People to dig underneath the ballot drop boxes in the election and steal all the Trump ballots to hide them “deep underground through the Earth halfway to China.”

The following are quotes Lindell made during a recent interview he did with the conservative news outlet The Armed Freedom Eagle News Network, an ultra MAGA media company whose motto is “Newsmax is RINO, Fox is Socialist”:

  • “The Democrats stole this election from Donald Trump, and I’m going to prove it. I’ve spent hundreds of thousands of dollars of my pillow profits traveling to Wisconsin, Michigan, Georgia, Arizona and Pennsylvania and setting all kinds of elaborately designed traps and nets to catch a Mole Person so I can get a confession out of him. I haven’t caught a Mole Man yet, but, as soon as I do, Sean Hannity told me I can bring the Mole Man onto his show for a live, public interrogation — or waterboarding, depending on how talkative the Mole Man will be.”
  • “I have it on good authority the Mole People have dug several holes through the center of the earth that connect America to China on the other side of the globe. That’s why the Democrats thought it would be the perfect crime…

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Dash MacIntyre
Dash MacIntyre

Written by Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.

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