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Middle East Officials Say Trump Smells Worse Than A Camel
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4 min readMay 21, 2025
- Saudi officials reportedly keep asking if someone had camels nearby everytime they’re in the same room as Donald Trump.
- Qatari officials say they stopped the price negotiating with Trump for his private plane and offered it to him for free just so they could wrap up the meeting and not have to smell his stench anymore.
- Trump says 13.7 million Americans might lose healthcare coverage in his budget plan, but he promises he’ll get them all a big, beautiful replacement plan everyone’s going to love in “two weeks.”
- After getting to know so many Arabs on his bribery tour throughout the Middle East, Trump just announced that it was wrong of him to discriminate against them, and he says he now no longer wants to deport them all from America.
- Trump reportedly threw a tantrum this evening when he found out the Secret Service won’t let him fly around in a random, insecure jet given to him for free from a sometimes hostile foreign country.
- Trump is reportedly gifting his son Eric to the Qataris to be their personal slave, and he promises it’s not related at all to the $400 million private plane deal.
