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Meet “The Cliterati,” The Secretive Feminist Mafia Humiliating Trump
They’re everywhere and nowhere, and they will not abide democratic backsliding
The Cliterati calls itself a “menstrual insurgency.”
“If Trump thinks Megyn Kelly is a nasty woman on her period for asking him a tough question, he has no idea what’s coming for him. We Cliterati are the nastiest harpies Trump will ever see.”
The Cliterati are a decentralized network of righteous chaos agents with a healthy diversity of backgrounds and demographics, but their most committed members tend to be radicalized librarians, moon-charged Wiccan witches, pissed off social workers, burnt out public defenders, Millennial moms who go to school district meetings and raise hell against book bans, nurses from rural hospitals Republicans are about to shut down with their budgetary healthcare cuts, grandmas who like to regularly threaten men, cool lesbian aunts, unionized baristas, bisexual women in traditionally male career fields, young nuns, and recent divorcees who left their husbands for voting for Trump in 2024.
The Cliterati like to protest in front of churches on Sunday mornings, and call out with bullhorns for the Christians to adopt all the kids up for adoption. They also like to explain how many abortions, such as…
