Matt Gaetz’s Favorite Pickup Lines

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The Halfway Post reached out to some of Matt Gaetz’s friends, and they shared some of the following pickup lines Gaetz uses on women when he’s soliciting them for prostitution:

• “I have a Venmo transaction for $500 with the emoji of an eggplant in the description with your name on it, girl.”
• “You look kind of like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and, despite what I say about her on Fox News, I’m obsessed with her.”
• “Hey, sweetheart, would you like a twenty dollar bill laundered from Florida by the tax collector of Seminole County to snort this mountain of cocaine?”
• “Hey, Girl, you like guys with rich parents who still call their fathers ‘Daddy’ when asking for money?”
• “If you send me any nudes, I’ll make sure the former and future President of the United States sees it, and I’ll let you know what number between 1 and 10 he gives your body.”
• “What age would you choose if you could have a fake ID with any age on it? Cause I know a…