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Matt Gaetz, Jim Jordan, and Lindsey Graham Started A Congressional Dictator Club
And Ted Cruz is not allowed to join.
A group of Republican lawmakers in Congress founded a new GOP caucus last week they’re calling the “Dictator Club” to promote President Donald Trump’s authoritarian interests in Congress.
The Dictator Club will have two chapters, one for the Senate and one for the House of Representatives. In the House chapter, the founding members are Jim Jordan (OH), Matt Gaetz (FL), and Louie Gohmert (TX). In the Senate chapter, the founding members are Lindsey Graham (SC), Ron Johnson (WI), and John Kennedy (LA).
Senator Ted Cruz (TX) really wants to join as well, but the other members have yet to invite him for fear that Cruz’s membership will scare away other prospective Dictator Club members.
“We’re trying to attract some female members, and Ted Cruz’s existence is the biggest cock-block in history,” explained Rep. Gaetz. “There’s something about him that makes women feel uncomfortable and unsafe. And that really means something coming from me! Several women have told me that when Ted Cruz makes direct eye contact with them they all of a sudden get their periods. It’s like their bodies are subconsciously so disgusted by Ted Cruz that their uteruses just start flushing everything to…
