Mar-a-Lago Is Hosting A Music Festival “MAGApalooza” In June
The conservative music and arts festival’s lineup just dropped!
Advance tickets to the MAGA world’s hottest event go on sale tomorrow. Here’s the lineup:
Friday
10pm: DJ Jewish Space Laser
9pm: A big bonfire dance party for attendees to bring and burn books with gay characters, Bud Light cans, anything with a rainbow on it, COVID masks, vaccination records, Nike shoes, bags of M&Ms, school textbooks, solar-powered objects, Colin Kaepernick football jerseys, Ukrainian flags, and top secret documents to be provided by Donald Trump
8pm: A debate on the topic, “Did Hitler have SOME good ideas?” between Nick Fuentes (for the topic) and Tucker Carlson (also for the topic)
7pm: Madison Cawthorn’s Q&A about the GOP coke orgies
6pm: Roger Stone getting a tramp stamp tattoo of Donald Trump’s head under his back tattoo of Richard Nixon’s head
5pm: Kellyanne & The Alternative Facts
4pm: Red Hat Öyster Cult (tribute band)
Saturday
10pm: Lindsey Graham, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Kevin McCarthy leading a communal blood oath of loyalty to Donald Trump
