Mar-A-Lago Event Contracts Now Stipulate That Trump Gets 30 Minutes To Rant At Your Event
4 min readSep 26, 2022
A new clause in the contracts for events hosted at Donald Trump’s Palm Springs resort Mar-a-Lago reserves Mr. Trump the right to interrupt any festivities for 30 minutes to rant about whatever comes to his mind.
Trump is already making good use of the clause, and so far has interrupted weddings, birthday celebrations, and even married couples’ anniversary dinners in which a waiter brings an extra chair and a Diet Coke for Trump to sit down next to the two lovers and explain his theories on how the 2020 election was rigged against him.
The following are all ways in which Trump has utilized this new event contract clause:
- He interrupted a girl’s 16th birthday party to complain that the Deep State is investigating Matt Gaetz, and said he hopes Gaetz doesn’t have to go to prison because, since Jeffrey Epstein died, he hasn’t had any other friends who hang around young girls anymore.
- Trump ruined his own golf tournament he was hosting when he accused the winner of cheating and called the cops to escort the winner off his property, and then kept the trophy for himself.
- Trump interrupted a eulogy at a funeral held at Mar-a-Lago to complain that hair dryers are getting too strong and ruining…
