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MAGA Fans Are Mad At How Many “DEI Athletes” Africa Sent To The Olympics

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Dash MacIntyre
4 min readAug 4, 2024

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  • A Fox News host just complained that the Olympics are ruined because of how many “unqualified DEI athletes” African countries have sent to compete, and claimed that it’s a “coincidence” so many of them ended up winning the track & field events.
  • Eric Trump reportedly just asked his father, “Daddy, is our family weird?”
  • A new study just found that Donald Trump has committed crimes against more Americans than all of America’s immigrants combined.
  • The executives of the gay dating app Grindr are currently all on vacation right now because it’s a company-wide tradition after the peak, all-hands-on-deck “holiday traffic” that accompanies the Republican National Convention every four years.
  • Donald Trump says he’ll sue J.D. Vance if they lose in November.
  • After a Fox News interviewer asked Donald Trump what his agenda would be since he claimed he wouldn’t be using Project 2025, Trump folded his arms across his chest and frowned.
  • Donald Trump is reportedly terrified that if Kamala Harris’s poll numbers continue to rise then Don Jr., Ivanka, and…

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Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.