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MAGA Fans Are Mad At How Many “DEI Athletes” Africa Sent To The Olympics

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Dash MacIntyre
4 min readAug 4, 2024

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  • A Fox News host just complained that the Olympics are ruined because of how many “unqualified DEI athletes” African countries have sent to compete, and claimed that it’s a “coincidence” so many of them ended up winning the track & field events.
  • Eric Trump reportedly just asked his father, “Daddy, is our family weird?”
  • A new study just found that Donald Trump has committed crimes against more Americans than all of America’s immigrants combined.
  • The executives of the gay dating app Grindr are currently all on vacation right now because it’s a company-wide tradition after the peak, all-hands-on-deck “holiday traffic” that accompanies the Republican National Convention every four years.
  • Donald Trump says he’ll sue J.D. Vance if they lose in November.
  • After a Fox News interviewer asked Donald Trump what his agenda would be since he claimed he wouldn’t be using Project 2025, Trump folded his arms across his chest and frowned.
  • Donald Trump is reportedly terrified that if Kamala Harris’s poll numbers continue to rise then Don Jr., Ivanka, and…

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Dash MacIntyre
Dash MacIntyre

Written by Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.

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