MAGA Fans Are Dumpster Dupes With Trash Beliefs

5 poems about America during Donald Trump’s pathetic 3rd presidential campaign.

Photo by Dalton Caraway on Unsplash

Civics Lesson

remember kids the first amendment says

the government can’t physically shut you up

but nowhere does it say large crowds of people can’t

collectively decide you’re a dumpster dupe with trash beliefs

and use their free market autonomous rights to boycott

businesses spending advertising money on your programming

to suggest companies not allow their corporate brands

be associated with a dumpster dupe with trash beliefs.

25 November 2016

the election made me a crooner.

I have nothing to say specifically

it would take much too long to explain

everything that has gone wrong and unidealistic

the necessary taxi ride would be prohibitively expensive

so crooning is all I got

and I sing from my throat the garbled karaoke tunes