MAGA Christians Say God Made A Big Mistake Letting Biden Win
The election loss of Donald Trump was a shock to devoutly Christian MAGA fans convinced that Trump’s narrow Electoral College victory over Hillary Clinton in 2016 represented Heavenly endorsement of Trump, and suggested he would get two terms.
“Don’t get me wrong, I have total faith in God’s eternal master plan,” said Benny Daniels, 47, “but I believe God got this one way wrong! Was God asleep? Why didn’t the angels wake Him up and let Him know what was going on when Fox News acted on their well-documented liberal bias to declare Arizona’s electoral votes for Biden? It’s just not like God to make such historic mistakes like letting Democrats win, being all omniscient and omnipotent and all that.”
Other MAGA Christians agreed.
“I’ve been a 100% committed Christian my whole life,” explained Sarah Malcolm, 35, “but, with God screwing this election up and letting communist Joe Biden win, I may have to start shopping around for a new monodeity. I’ve been going to church my whole life, but, if the Woke people have somehow gotten to God and brainwashed him with their Marxist ideology, I’m not about to pray every day to a libtard!”
“Honestly, my whole world has turned upside down,” said Samantha Havers, 28. “How can I have faith in God’s grand, master plan if He would let…
