GOD IS DEAD

MAGA Christians Are Dancing On God’s Corpse

And they’ve excommunicated Jesus for being a socialist Jew.

Dash MacIntyre
4 min readOct 29, 2022

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Photo by Juan Camilo Navia on Unsplash

Evangelical Trump supporters live preposterously unexamined lives binding white Evangelicalism to the MAGA movement.

Donald Trump is the actual demonic person that white Evangelicals have convinced themselves liberals are. He’s a marriage-wrecker, hedonistic sex freak, obvious atheist, litigious thief, welfare queen who never pays taxes, and he has gotten handouts from every level of government on his rise to his mobbish empire of cheap licensing deals. He is the personification of their liberal nightmares. Yet they’re politically Christifying him.

So it’s just sublimely apparent that MAGA Christianity has nothing to do with Jesus anymore. They’ve excommunicated Jesus for being a socialist Jew, and they’re dancing on God’s corpse proclaiming blasphemously all by themselves the arrival of the End Times and getting high on blood libel conspiracies, and snorting fat lines of racism huffing poppers of fascism to pregame for the party in Heaven where they’ll watch America burn and all their political enemies suffer for eternity.

Remember that the God-fearing are the most impulsively capable of committing godless acts of unforgiving vengeance… in their…

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Dash MacIntyre
Dash MacIntyre

Written by Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.

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