Let’s Keep #TrumpSmells Going For All Of 2024!

This week’s top headlines of Donald Trump smelling like shit!

Dash MacIntyre
3 min readDec 27, 2023


Official White House photo by Shealah Craighead | via Public Domain CC 1.0
  • Let’s remember it’s widely agreed Trump smells like a dying old man whose organs secrete Big Mac sauce, and get it going viral often. Trump will go nuts, and it’s maybe the only way to fight back against his pugilistic egomania of sociopathic narcissism as he threatens to literally try to become a dictator.
  • Donald Trump just claimed his body odor “is protected by executive privilege, client-attorney privilege, and presidential immunity.”
  • Donald Trump claims the rumors about him smelling bad are both “fake news” and classified, and the leakers should be shot.
  • Donald Trump just interrupted a private Christmas Eve party at Mar-a-Lago to claim the generals used to come up to him with tears in their eyes and say, “Sir, you were the best smelling president of all time.”
  • Donald Trump just got asked to sign his signature on used diapers by several trolling GenZ teens at Mar-a-Lago tonight.
  • Mar-a-Lago employees say over 20,000 diapers have been mailed to Trump’s resort since #TrumpSmells started trending on Twitter.
  • Kellyanne Conway claims Donald Trump just has “alternative…



Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.