Kevin McCarthy’s Secret Agreement To Become Speaker Was Just Revealed

Dash MacIntyre
5 min readSep 23, 2023
Official White House photo (cropped) by Carlos Fyfe | via Flickr.com Public Domain CC 1.0

Before becoming Speaker of the House, Kevin McCarthy agreed to a secret 3-page addendum to the official House rules in order to earn the votes of the House’s most MAGA members in the Freedom Caucus, including Lauren Boebert and Matt Gaetz.

Eyewitnesses claim the Freedom Caucus members forced McCarthy to eat the document to dispose of the evidence…

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Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.