Kevin McCarthy’s Secret Agreement To Become Speaker Was Just Revealed
Before becoming Speaker of the House, Kevin McCarthy agreed to a secret 3-page addendum to the official House rules in order to earn the votes of the House’s most MAGA members in the Freedom Caucus, including Lauren Boebert and Matt Gaetz.
Eyewitnesses claim the Freedom Caucus members forced McCarthy to eat the document to dispose of the evidence as soon as they agreed on its terms. Gaetz later bragged about the fact that he had jerked off onto the document before starting the crowd’s chanting that made McCarthy eat it.
However, one moderate Republican, who requested anonymity, leaked some of the rules he remembers reading on the list because the Freedom Caucus members’ ongoing threat of a government shutdown has offended him and disgusted him over how much McCarthy has let the “radical MAGA nutjobs” walk all over him.
The following are as many of the secret, agreed upon conditions to McCarthy’s Speakership that the representative remembers:
- The House ethics committee will be entirely shut down because, as one member explained, “the ethics committee are a bunch of socialist, boy scouts who keep asking too many questions about why so many GOP Congressional super PAC donations are in Russian Rubles.
- The House Committee on…
