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Josh Hawley Claims He’s Being Targeted By A Feminist Mafia Group Called “The Cliterati”
This week’s Dada news headlines from The Halfway Post!
4 min readJun 18, 2023
- The Illuminati just announced they are merging with the feminist mafia called the “Cliterati,” and will stop at nothing to get Joe Biden reelected.
- After the Miami police fingerprinted Donald Trump, his prints matched some found at a crime scene of a McDonalds robbery in the 1970s.
- Mike Pence has reportedly been telling top GOP donors that God told him in a vision Donald Trump will have a heart attack and die any day now.
- The FBI reportedly did DNA testing on the fecal matter collected from the top secret documents Donald Trump kept in his bathroom at Mar-a-Lago, and have identified 7 Saudi nationals, 2 Russians, 3 Israelis, 4 Chinese, and 1 N. Korean who perused the files while pooping.
- Ron DeSantis just told a classroom of elementary schoolers that Mickey Mouse’s brain was infected with the woke mind virus, and is being eaten from the inside out.
- A trans rights group is demanding Marjorie Taylor Greene only compete in CrossFit competitions against other Sasquatch athletes.
- “I was fooled by Rudy Giuliani’s manly charisma…
