IT’S A SIGN!
Joel Osteen Was Hit By Lightning Again, Still Won’t Stop Taking People’s Money
Osteen suffered a sizable burn mark on his back that nurses said looked like a Satanic pentagram.
Joel Osteen, the televangelist pastor of Lakewood Church, has often been accused of misunderstanding the Christian faith, and, following his third incident of being hit by lightning, it appears God is unhappy with Osteen’s supposed faith as well.
Osteen was reportedly walking to his mailbox yesterday afternoon at approximately 2pm when a storm unexpectedly rolled into the Houston area and rained almost exclusively over Osteen’s gated private neighborhood. Osteen was then struck by several bolts of lightning in succession.
Weather experts described it as an atmospheric anomaly because Houston was sunny and entirely cloudless both preceding and following the sudden lightning storm.
Osteen recovered from the lightning strike at a local hospital, though the only lasting effect was a sizable burn mark on his back that nurses said looked like a Satanic pentagram.
Osteen acknowledged the lightning strike with the following recorded message shared with his congregation’s social media accounts:
