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Joe Biden Just Did An Impression Of Trump At A Press Event
President Joe Biden just held the White House press conference that he had previously tweeted “you won’t want to miss it,” and it did not disappoint.
Biden walked to the Briefing Room podium with bright orange makeup on his face, his hair dyed bright yellow and styled like Donald Trump’s ridiculous combover, an oversized tie, and a pillow in his shirt.
“A lot of polling suggests unambiguously that mocking Trump and highlighting his obvious personal insecurities revolving around his physical appearance is very effective at discouraging the insurrectionist dreams of his biggest fans and most committed supporters to want to violently overthrow democracy in his name,” said a White House communications staffer. “It turns out that because MAGA fans are such trolls who love bullying, this is a very effective technique to stifle MAGA enthusiasm, much more than the motto some Democrats repeat of ‘when they go low, we go high.’ So you can expect from here on out for Biden to continue getting into the gutter with Trump, and really emasculating him.”
During Mr. Biden’s remarks, he incorporated the following bits into his Trump impression:
- Biden walked to and from the podium doing that weird leaning forward thing Trump does where his back leans forward from the waist at a 45-degree…
