Joe Biden Is Now Doing Trump Impressions At Press Events
President Joe Biden just held the White House press conference that he had previously tweeted, “You won’t want to miss it,” and it did not disappoint.
Biden walked to the Briefing Room podium with bright orange makeup on his face, a bright, yellow-blonde wig, an oversized tie, and a pillow in his shirt.
As Biden walked, he mimicked that weird leaning forward thing Trump does where his body leans forward from the waist at an almost 45-degree angle. Biden was also wearing conspicuously large shoe lifts.
Biden then announced that all the reporters present would have to sign a nondisclosure agreement, and if they leaked any of the information he was about to tell them, he’d sue them each personally for $5 billion.
Biden then apologized for his low energy, took out a B-12 vitamin pretending it was an Adderall pill and crushed it on the podium, arranged it into a line, snorted it, and screamed out, “Woo! Build the wall! Build the wall!”
The audience of reporters chuckled.
“Sorry, folks, I shouldn’t pretend to use non-prescribed medications,” Biden said somberly, but then reached into podium and pulled out a can of Diet Coke. “So, instead, folks, just drink one of these every twenty-eight minutes like I, Donald Trump, do!”
