Jim Jordan Claims He Saw Trump Run A Mile In Under 6 Minutes Last Year

Dash MacIntyre
3 min readJun 20, 2022
Photo by Gage Skidmore

Representative Jim Jordan claimed today that, in the last few months of Donald Trump’s presidency, Trump took up jogging as a hobby.

“A lot of people don’t know this, but President Trump rarely uses a golf cart when he goes golfing,” Jordan said in response to a question from a constituent asking him to reveal something voters don’t know about…

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Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.