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Incredible Life Hacks From Republicans That Will Change Your Life!
Hey, Republicans! Are you trying to cut out the stress in your life? Incorporate these tried-and-true life hacks the GOP has utilized for decades!
Are you in debt? Ask your employer for a pay cut! Your boss will save so much money I’m sure he’ll trickle down an unbelievable amount of wealth to you. And who knows how many extra jobs he’ll create for you? When your entire daily schedule gets to full employment for all 24 hours, you’ll be living the high life!
Is your neighborhood filled with litter and trash? Forget about it! Why start doing anything about it before your neighbors do something first? You don’t want to risk crippling your personal financial situation by wasting gas money and valuable time to take your trash to a dumpster down the street. And, besides, there’s no reason to believe your little bits of litter thrown out the window every few hours are directly contributing to that mountain of trash in your backyard. The Earth has always had trash, and always will!
Is your house crumbling apart? Spend only the bare minimum on maintenance! Is a leaky roof or a rickety staircase worth going into debt to replace when doing so will set back your potential stock gains? Don’t worry about preventative maintenance! Only when your problems become catastrophic emergencies and…
