If Republicans Were Around In Ancient Rome…

Dash MacIntyre
4 min readMay 5, 2024
Photo by BENCE BOROS on Unsplash

My fellow Romans, I write to warn you of a grave threat to the Roman economy and way of life. The progressives are at it again in their obsession with raising taxes, this time to pay for their proposed Aqueduct New Deal.

Can you imagine taking wealthy Roman job creators’ hard-earned gold to mandate water accessibility for all? Talk about class warfare! They say Rome is getting too big and…

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Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.