MIDTERM MADNESS

If Democrats Win, They’ll Eat All Our Babies & Americans Will Go Extinct!

But Republicans won’t let them if the GOP wins the House.

Photo by Nihal Karkala on Unsplash

Yesterday, GOP House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy released the Republican Party’s official “Contract with America” for the upcoming midterm elections.

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Dash MacIntyre

Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post, and is publishing comedy lots of places. Follow THP on Twitter to read my Dada journalism.