MIDTERM MADNESS

If Democrats Win, They’ll Eat All Our Babies & Americans Will Go Extinct!

But Republicans won’t let them if the GOP wins back Congress

Dash MacIntyre
3 min readSep 28, 2022

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Photo by Nihal Karkala on Unsplash

Yesterday, Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy released the Republican Party’s official “Contract with America” for the 2024 elections.

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Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.