Dec 28, 2023
I still have my DARE card in my wallet. It’s quite ironic and always a fun thing to show off. At the end of fifth grade they made us sign pledges we’d never do drugs and it was the most empty promise I ever made.
Written by Dash MacIntyre
Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.