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His heart needs to be studied when he dies to see how it could go on so long after such a terrible diet and no exercise. Must be the Adderall.

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Dash MacIntyre
Dash MacIntyre

Written by Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.

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