NEW OBSTRUCTIONIST NEEDED!

HELP WANTED: Join Donald Trump’s Legal Team Today!

Here’s how to apply!

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JOB DESCRIPTION

The Former President of the United States (FPOTUS) Donald J. Trump is looking for a new lawyer to join his growing legal team, and help fight, delay, and obstruct an ongoing criminal investigation for espionage!