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Hallucinations Of A Poet

Eight poems about thinking too hard about nothing.

Dash MacIntyre
4 min readSep 25, 2023
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The Absurd

there are times where the lives of my other universe selves

seem arranged like standing dominoes

or a flipbook shown in a kinetoscope peephole

backwards and forwards in a tunnel of space and time

and I see all the stepping stone moments in all the bubbles of me

I am a few billion linear seconds on a planet moving fast

in circles around a sun moving even faster

and I exist always and existence is a ruse

fooled with chemicals into thinking I have agency

with specified cells turning ocular tricks

seeing things upside down and fixing it in post.

The Incomprehensible Man

the incomprehensible man thinks everything is intolerable

and it’s decadence for the others to not follow along

his thousand page theses

and moral rot for them to not agree

with his footnoted ranting conclusions

and he will not accept the notion

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Dash MacIntyre
Dash MacIntyre

Written by Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.

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