Guess The US President By His Slutty Pickup Line
2 min readMay 2, 2024
[Answers at the bottom.]
- “Hey girl, wanna climb to the top of Mt. Vernon?”
- “I hold this truth to be self-evident, that I am endowed by my creator with a certain, inalienable boner.”
- “Is your dress from the Gorbachev Outlet Mall, cause I’m about to tear it down!”
- “Wanna know why they call me Dick?”