Guess The US President By His Slutty Pickup Line

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[Answers at the bottom.]

1. “Hey girl, wanna climb to the top of Mt. Vernon?”
2. “I hold this truth to be self-evident, that I am endowed by my creator with a certain, inalienable boner.”
3. “Is your dress from the Gorbachev Outlet Mall, cause I’m about to tear it down!”
4. “Wanna know why they call me Dick?”