God Says He Made A Planet Inhabited Only By Cannibalistic Jim Jordans
3 min readJun 10, 2022
“I love watching Jim Jordan strangle himself.”
God just unveiled His first message to humanity in two millennia:
“If I may brag for a moment, Jim Jordan is My favorite creation of all time. I love to watch Jim Jordan in action. He is literally the biggest douche in the universe. Entire universe. I crammed that guy so…
