God Admits Humans Aren’t Even In The Top 10 Of His Favorite Creations

Dash MacIntyre
3 min readApr 12, 2024
Photo by Gabriel Lamza on Unsplash

In a frank interview with God this morning, the Creator admitted that humans aren’t, biologically speaking, anything special.

“I don’t know how humans ever came to the conclusion that they are My favorite species,” said God. “I mean, Medamn, there are only 7 billion of you idiots. You know how many ants there are on Earth? How many amoebas? Hell…

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Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.