FASHION
Gen Z’s Latest Fashion Trend: Testicle Cleavage
(Published first at MuddyUm)
The world of fashion is abuzz with a new male cleavage trend among Gen Z that’s taking over runways across North America and Europe.
I interviewed several fashionistas and models to understand this new style:
“I don’t think women should get to have all the fun suggesting their sexual prowess by wearing revealing clothing,” said fashion designer Christopher Playborough III. “Women have been wearing skin-tight clothes for as long as I can remember forcing everyone around them, interested or not, to notice their curves. I’m sick of women always forcing me to look at their cumbersome secondary sex traits. It’s borderline sexual harassment against gay men like me. I don’t want to see breasts spilling out of plunging necklines everywhere I look! So maybe it’s about time men flaunt their curves right back. I’d say women deserve to get a taste of their own pervasive, casual, exhibitionist medicine. When society tells women to cover up more, they always say things like, ‘Am I showing off my boobs, or do I just have boobs?’ Let’s turn it around on them when they complain about having to see my sack with, ‘Am I showing off my testicles, or do I just have testicles?’ Fair is fair, ladies!”
