Fred Trump Really Screwed Us By Not Hugging Donald As A Kid

Dash MacIntyre
4 min readFeb 9, 2023

No Trump ever won a “Father of the Year” Award.

(Official White House photo by Tia Dufour | Public Domain CC 1.0)

Donald Trump’s efforts as president quickly earned him a spot in the bottom five presidents in US history.

His life puts him pretty low in the list of all-time Americans as well. He inherited a lot of money and his dad’s real estate empire, and made his money (and went bankrupt multiple times) screwing over virtually every person and company that ever worked with him or for him. From not paying contractors, to selling his personal debts to his companies he’d let go bankrupt, to committing fraud in his marketing and bank loan solicitations, to never paying taxes, Donald Trump is a shitty American.

Trump has been involved in, literally, thousands of lawsuits, including one in which the US government showed he was a racist slumlord. He also casually admitted to sexually assaulting married women to impress, of all people, Billy Bush.

Meanwhile, Trump spends a spectacular percentage of his time talking about himself to anyone who will listen, and complaining about how no one in the history of the universe has ever been treated as unfairly as him. He is a compulsive liar, and an egomaniac narcissist. He admits that his driving life force is thirst for vengeance. He forgives no one, and returns none of the loyalty he demands…

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Dash MacIntyre
Dash MacIntyre

Written by Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.

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