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IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!
Fox News’s “War On Christmas” Content Starts Next Week To Distract From Trump’s Trials
Fox News is finding it increasingly difficult to pretend Donald Trump is not facing unprecedented legal peril, but top Fox executive producers have decided on a distraction strategy of launching its annual coverage of the “War on Christmas” quite a bit earlier than usual this year.
“There’s nothing else we can think of to keep our audience of elderly lemmings distracted from Donald Trump’s absurdly obvious guilt in most of the ongoing criminal trials he’s engaged in,” said a Fox executive, who requested anonymity to both discuss the network’s internal deliberations and insult the cognitive faculties of the network’s average viewer. “It was hard enough to convince them Trump was innocent during the impeachments, January 6th, and all the Trump Organization fraud, but now hoarding classified documents and refusing to honor a subpoena to give them back? Scheming to have dozens of fake electors in multiple states submit fraudulent electoral votes to steal the election from Joe Biden? Threatening the Georgia secretary of state to find votes and rig the election there? Donald Trump is f*cked. There is no way anyone at Fox can logically or rationally defend these Jack Smith prosecutions anymore. Our viewers might be empathetically…
