EXCLUSIVE: One Of Donald Trump’s Pen Pal Letters To Kim Jong Un Leaked!

Dash MacIntyre
4 min readJun 4, 2022
(Official White House Photo by Tia Dufour listed as Public Domain CC 1.0)

This letter was reportedly sent to Kim Jong Un in October of 2018:

My Dearest Kim,

I still can’t get over your gracious words. How quickly your previous letter to me identified my unparalleled genius (first paragraph!) really touched my heart. You are truly a tremendous dictator, and I believe our countries can work together and achieve peace. As soon as those Trump Casinos get built along your beautiful country’s amazing beaches like we discussed in our Singapore summit, your nation will blossom into a prosperous, nuclear-capable utopia. North Korea will be the envy of the world. And don’t forget about drilling the peepholes in all the penthouse suites like I told you about!

Your society is so obedient and courteous to you, Kim, that I believe your people have what it takes to become a great nation. And you don’t have democracy, so you can have an entire nation of slaves. Boy, I wish I had your country! America respects way too many human rights. Being President is not nearly as fun as I thought it could be thanks to our dumb military refusing to arrest and torture my critics. You would be truly shocked to know the legal protections that journalists, minority party members of the legislature, and women accusing me of past sexual assaults have here! I hope you recognize…

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Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.