Everything Donald Trump Has Claimed Was “Rigged Against Him”

Dash MacIntyre
2 min readAug 1, 2022
(Official White House Photo by Tia Dufour listed as Public Domain CC 1.0)

At some point in his life, Donald Trump has claimed the following things were rigged against him:

  • The button on his pants during dinner
  • Underboob sweat
  • Ramps and stairs
  • Loan officers in American banks
  • Approval ratings

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Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.