Everything Donald Trump Has Claimed Was “Rigged Against Him”

(Official White House Photo by Tia Dufour listed as Public Domain CC 1.0)

At some point in his life, Donald Trump has claimed the following things were rigged against him:

• The button on his pants during dinner
• Underboob sweat
• Ramps and stairs
• Loan officers in American banks
• Approval ratings
• Movie stars and Hollywood
• Mike Pence
• Books and reading in general
• The pull-up bar in in middle and high school
• Impeachment votes in the House of Representatives
• COVID19
• Chafing on his taint and nipples
• Campaign managers who don’t get arrested
• Giving women orgasms
• Male children
• Incest laws
• The military, which wouldn’t help him with a coup
• The IRS
• James Comey, Bob Mueller, Merrick Garland, Liz Cheney, Adam Kinzinger, the Southern District of New York, the State of New York, the State of Georgia, and the Department of Justice
• Golf tournaments
• Georgia, Arizona, Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania