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Donald Trump’s Rallies Have Hit A New Low
Long rants of an old, delusional man.
6 min readJan 18, 2024
Yesterday, in a New Hampshire rally, Donald Trump:
- Told his fans to quit their jobs for the next year so the unemployment rate goes up and Biden looks bad.
- Told his fans to take their money out of the stock market so the stock market crashes and Biden looks bad.
- Told his fans who are on Obamacare to stop insuring their health to make Obama look bad.
- Told his fans they need to start planning now to get their elderly relatives ready to die trying to vote for him in November, no matter how much the exertion might kill them, and he said he was sure all the elderly had lived big, long, beautiful lives, and would all be happy to die to keep him out of prison.”
- Told his elderly fans to put him in their wills, and donate their cars to his super PAC.
- Told his voters to buy his upcoming batch of NFTs featuring him as the various 12 Greek gods, and then ranted about how hot the female versions of him as the goddesses are, and how giant their breasts are. He said he always thought he’d have been one of the great beauties of all time if he had been a girl, and he cited his daughter Ivanka’s physical attributes to describe how his…
