THE ART OF DATING

Donald Trump’s Dating Tips For Alpha Males Like Him

Dash MacIntyre

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The following are Donald Trump’s best dating tips:

  • “It’s easy to impress women on dates by walking into the restaurant and announcing to all the other diners that you’re going to pay for all their meals. Of course, I always leave without buying anyone anything — why would I really buy dinner for all those losers? — but it…

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Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.