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Donald Trump’s 2024 Campaign Slogans Just Leaked!
4 min readJun 27, 2022
The following are reportedly the Trump campaign’s early 2024 slogan ideas:
- “Because owning the libs one more time is more important than democracy, justice, healthcare, wage growth, infrastructure, or reproductive freedom!”
- “January 6th, 2025 come out and take our country back no matter who wins!”
- “Don’t you want to see Lindsey Graham, Ted Cruz, and all the other Republican senators humiliate themselves further for four more years?!”
- “Kevin McCarthy will do anything we say, and we mean ANYTHING!”
- “Trump is publicly racist so all your racisms are excused!”
- “Vote for Trump because the Democrats will be way too mean raising taxes on all the average, working-class Americans who have big yachts with smaller yachts inside of them!”
- “Constitution Shmonstitution!”
- “Trump 2024: There were a few institutional norms and guardrails of democracy Trump didn’t have enough time to smash the first time around!”
- “Renovate existing fencing! Renovate existing fencing!”
- “This time around Trump REALLY will have all the BEST people!”
- “Whether you’re a zionist billionaire, or an incel Nazi, Donald Trump somehow has the Jewish…
