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TRUMP FEUD!
Donald Trump Jr. Is Writing A Book That Smears Ivanka
According to Donald Trump Jr.’s publisher, his newest political memoir book will feature several scathing takedowns of his sister, Ivanka Trump.
The oldest Trump kids are reportedly fighting behind the scenes over who gets to run for president first in 2028, and their rivalry is beginning to spill into public view.
“Our father, Donald Trump, gave me the family name, so I should get to be president first, not Ivanka,” explained Don Jr. in a press conference today. “She wasn’t named Donaldina, or Donna, or any other Donald-derivative, so you can tell I’m the true heir for the family’s political dynasty. She’s just boring Ivanka. It’s not even remotely close to my dad’s name. And, honestly, it sounds pretty foreign and sketchy, if you ask me. Is she even American? People are talking. I’m just saying we might want to have someone check her birth certificate to make sure nothing fishy is going on. We already had one illegal immigrant president with Obama, we don’t need another. So buy my book when it comes out because it’s going to have some very damning stories and revealed secrets that you won’t want to miss, I guarantee it! But don’t forget that I’m the real inheritor of the MAGA movement. I’m Donald Trump Jr., and the presidency is my birthright as the oldest kid, not hers! And I…
